Distateful

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via hi)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(via orgasm)

restorebodyreclaimlife:

With every piece of food you nourish your body with, you are reclaiming your life.

Trust your body. Honour and respond to any sign of mental and physical hunger. They are messages from your precious body who is trying to guide you and save your life.

You can do this. You are brave. You are powerful.

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(via pizza)

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(via phobias)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via heliolisk)

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

(Source: basedgosh, via heliolisk)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)