Distasteful Untitled Document

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

(via phobias)

seductivecera:

people who think being respectful and kind is a weakness

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(via heliolisk)

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via phobias)

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via liveyourlifeinpeace)

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

(via legalmexican)

morticiaprincess:

people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally

martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying 

that’s like literally terrifying 

(Source: sideponytailanimewife, via heliolisk)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
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